Due to the absence of Merlin Goldman who has been dropped to the fifths and the tears of Paul Fortt who felt victimised last week at the hands of captain Giles match report, the mantel has been passed to Dave Peacock to produce the report.

Clearly this has not arrived yet. Perhaps he didn't understand that the match report would be useful in the same season as the match.

Dave should be in a good position to produce the report....eventually; he spent most of his time watching everyone else perform in the match; which proved to be the fifth XI's second win of the season.